If I had been born in 1985...

If I had been born in 1985 it would have, no doubt, taken me five minutes to design this page.  But since I was born in 1967 it has taken me a number of attempts as well as days to complete.  I am still not sure that I have done it correctly and I still have night signed up for the original task that brought me here.  Hopefully that will go smoothly now that I have all of this completed.  If it does not go well then I would imagine you will find this machine in the bottom of my pool tomorrow morning.